001 Once you have their money, you never give it back. 003 Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. 006 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. 007 Keep your ears open. 008 Small print leads to large risk. 009 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. 010 Greed is eternal. 013 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. 016 A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along. 017 A contract is a contract is a contract. But only between Ferengi. 018 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. 019 Satisfaction is not guaranteed. 021 Never place friendship above profit. 022 A wise man can hear profit in the wind. 023 Money can never replace dignity. 031 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. 033 It never hurts to suck up to the boss. 034 War is good for business. 035 Peace is good for business. 047 Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own. 048 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. 057 Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them. 059 Free advice is seldom cheap. 062 The riskier the road, the greater the profit. 075 Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum. 076 Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. 102 Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. 109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. 111 Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them. 139 Wives serve, brothers inherit. 190 Hear all, trust nothing. 194 It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door. 203 New customers are like razor toothed gree worms, they can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. 208 Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than the question is an answer. 211 Employees are the rungs on the ladder to success. Don't hesitate to step on them. 214 Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach. 217 You can't free a fish from water. 239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product. 263 Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum. 285 No good deed ever goes unpunished. 286 When Morn leaves, it's all over. .