Subj : Re: "Hams to the Rescue After Katrina" MSNBC News Article
To   : alt.ham-radio.vhf-uhf,rec.radio.amateur.antenna,rec.radio.amateur.dx,rec.radio.amateur.equipment,rec.radio.amateur.policy
From : Fred W4JLE
Date : Sun Sep 25 2005 17:44:00

From Newsgroup: alt.ham-radio.vhf-uhf

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching
his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for
once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the
ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off
this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"


The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"


Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!!
I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the last couple of minutes
when a Ranger, just released from the Army after serving in Afghanistan and
Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.


The Ranger hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling
from his lofty platform.


The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They
began to babble in confusion. The Ranger nonchalantly took his seat in the
front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent waiting.


Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at
the Ranger in the front row.


When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the
hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that?" "God was really busy
protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid
things and act like a jerk !!! So he sent me!!"


ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!

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