Subj : Re: I BLAME BRAGA To : rec.arts.sf.tv,rec.arts.startrek.current,alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise,alt.tv.star-trek.voyager,alt.tv.star-trek.ds9 From : Bozo the Evil Klown Date : Thu Sep 08 2005 09:06:52 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.voyager TerryJWoodNoSpamPlease@hotmail.com wrote: > In article , > Brian Thorn wrote: > > >>Yes, the "Let's travel at warp 10 and turn everyone into a lizard" episode > >>was a star trek "classic". Having Paris knock-up Janeway was a nice touch! > > >Ahem. > > > >I specifically discounted the abysmal Season 2, of which "Threshold" > >was the nadir. > > But that episode is my all time FAVORITE! It's the "Plan 9" of trek! > > Just IMAGINE the writer's thought process: It's hard enough to imagine that the writers had any sort of thought process or mental activity of any kind. > > Dweeb 1: Let's see, first we'll have them go as fast as anyone can. > Dweeb 2: Then there's some terrible consequence of going that fast! > Dweeb 3: Can we work some SEX into this? Our ratings are the pits! They just wanted to brag to the local ridgeheads that their shuttle was the fastest, because their warps "go to eleven." > > Yeah, I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at Trek central. > > Seriously, if this episode isn't the absolute worst star trek episode > ever, I don't know what is. Even the boring "let's all put on masks > and pretend we're Incas" of the final season of TNG can't compare. > "Spirit Folk" is not only the single worst episode of any Trek, it's the worst piece of video that can exist in our universe. Anything worse than "Spirit Folk" would shrivel right out of existence from the sheer force of it's own awfulness. > It's just too bad they didn't work some encounter with the Jupiter II, > lost in the Delta Quadrant. Dr. Smith could have become a regular on > the show and the robot could have filled the need for an android on the ship. > They had a mannequin as second in command. A robot would always be short-circuiting trying to understand Oftenwrong Janeway's insane commands. ***** The Joker in the Eeeeeeevil Cabal Deck of Cards. OZ: So... do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot? WILLOW: Well, we don't get cable, so we have to make our own fun. .