Subj : Re: OT - Giant squid photographed.
To   : alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise,alt.tv.star-trek
From : Al Smith
Date : Thu Sep 29 2005 16:34:36

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise

>>>Sure Bill Shatner has put on a few pounds lately but this is just plain
>>
>>>mean.
>>>
>>>Hey!  A little credit where its due!  Japanese researchers have been trying
>>>for years to catch a glimpse of a real live giant Shatner in the wild. So
>>>far all we've had to work with are dead Shatners washing ashore or getting
>>>caught in fish nets.
>>>
>>>They should be commended.
>>>
> 
> But the evil bastards tore off his tentacle in the process. From what I've
> heard, the Giant Shatner won't have any need for Viagra anymore.
> Now the Giant Shatners face extinction.

Shatner's tentacle will regenerate.

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