Subj : Re: OT - Giant squid photographed. To : alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise,alt.tv.star-trek From : Count 1 Date : Thu Sep 29 2005 14:55:10 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise "Kweeg" wrote in message news:YpG_e.8009$tl2.3210@pd7tw3no... > "Count 1" wrote in message > news:EcG_e.277694$Hk.47028@pd7tw1no... > > > > "Toad" wrote in message > > news:fr7mj1da2lm1qme7dnvfth0k6huf54kfv0@4ax.com... > > > On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 22:51:26 GMT, "Count 1" > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > >"Toad" wrote in message > > > >news:psnlj1t4g97j9hl6ij65i71oapcvmspt17@4ax.com... > > > >> > > > >> Sure Bill Shatner has put on a few pounds lately but this is just > plain > > > >mean. > > > > > > > >Hey! A little credit where its due! Japanese researchers have been > > trying > > > >for years to catch a glimpse of a real live giant Shatner in the wild. > So > > > >far all we've had to work with are dead Shatners washing ashore or > > getting > > > >caught in fish nets. > > > > > > > >They should be commended. > > > > > > > But the evil bastards tore off his tentacle in the process. From what > I've > > > heard, the Giant Shatner won't have any need for Viagra anymore. > > > Now the Giant Shatners face extinction. > > > > Fuck the tentacle. Fuck the squid for that matter. Its a lower order > animal > > and therefore subservient and helpless against any kind of torture for > > research we decide to engage in. If we want to harvest a live piece of > squid > > just because we can, then I say go for it. The earth exists to serve us. > > That includes squids and hippies. Who knows what wonders we might discover > > by slicing open a squid's tentacle. Or a hippies. > > > ....applause.... Just to clarify, I'm totally against slicing open the appendages of hippies. Unless one of their 'Earth Day' parades gets me stuck in traffic. .