Subj : Re: OT - Giant squid photographed. To : alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise,alt.tv.star-trek From : Kweeg Date : Thu Sep 29 2005 01:19:04 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise "Count 1" wrote in message news:EcG_e.277694$Hk.47028@pd7tw1no... > > "Toad" wrote in message > news:fr7mj1da2lm1qme7dnvfth0k6huf54kfv0@4ax.com... > > On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 22:51:26 GMT, "Count 1" > wrote: > > > > > > > >"Toad" wrote in message > > >news:psnlj1t4g97j9hl6ij65i71oapcvmspt17@4ax.com... > > >> > > >> Sure Bill Shatner has put on a few pounds lately but this is just plain > > >mean. > > > > > >Hey! A little credit where its due! Japanese researchers have been > trying > > >for years to catch a glimpse of a real live giant Shatner in the wild. So > > >far all we've had to work with are dead Shatners washing ashore or > getting > > >caught in fish nets. > > > > > >They should be commended. > > > > > But the evil bastards tore off his tentacle in the process. From what I've > > heard, the Giant Shatner won't have any need for Viagra anymore. > > Now the Giant Shatners face extinction. > > Fuck the tentacle. Fuck the squid for that matter. Its a lower order animal > and therefore subservient and helpless against any kind of torture for > research we decide to engage in. If we want to harvest a live piece of squid > just because we can, then I say go for it. The earth exists to serve us. > That includes squids and hippies. Who knows what wonders we might discover > by slicing open a squid's tentacle. Or a hippies. .....applause.... -- Qa'pla Kweeg Ten of Canadian Clubs in the Eeeevil Trek Cabal http://members.shaw.ca/iksbloodoath "Half a gallon a'scotch!" Scotty (Spectre of the Gun) .