Subj : Re: OT - Giant squid photographed. To : alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise,alt.tv.star-trek From : Count 1 Date : Thu Sep 29 2005 01:04:52 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise "Toad" wrote in message news:fr7mj1da2lm1qme7dnvfth0k6huf54kfv0@4ax.com... > On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 22:51:26 GMT, "Count 1" wrote: > > > > >"Toad" wrote in message > >news:psnlj1t4g97j9hl6ij65i71oapcvmspt17@4ax.com... > >> > >> Sure Bill Shatner has put on a few pounds lately but this is just plain > >mean. > > > >Hey! A little credit where its due! Japanese researchers have been trying > >for years to catch a glimpse of a real live giant Shatner in the wild. So > >far all we've had to work with are dead Shatners washing ashore or getting > >caught in fish nets. > > > >They should be commended. > > > But the evil bastards tore off his tentacle in the process. From what I've > heard, the Giant Shatner won't have any need for Viagra anymore. > Now the Giant Shatners face extinction. Fuck the tentacle. Fuck the squid for that matter. Its a lower order animal and therefore subservient and helpless against any kind of torture for research we decide to engage in. If we want to harvest a live piece of squid just because we can, then I say go for it. The earth exists to serve us. That includes squids and hippies. Who knows what wonders we might discover by slicing open a squid's tentacle. Or a hippies. That said... I'm slightly offended you think the greatest hero humanity has ever known, the one man, with no special powers or gifts, who has saved humanity and indeed all of creation from total obliteration on several occassions, would ever need viagra. But I'm a little OC that way. .