Subj : Re: PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
To   : alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise
From : Anybody
Date : Wed Sep 21 2005 13:55:03

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise

In article <ui0Ye.94108$Ph4.2962549@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca>, Al Smith
<invalid@address.com> wrote:

> >>>That's it, I'm not mowing the lawn.
> >>
> >>> 
> >>> Even as I read this I prepare to battle the grass monster with my 
> >>> trust rotary bladed weapon. It is an epic saga told and retold. 
> >>> Will the hero again prevail, or will this be the time the crafty 
> >>> monster slips beneath his guard? The monster has many allies. Sun. 
> >>> Bugs. Weeds. Rocks. Doggie doo-doo. But the hero's heart is pure, 
> >>> and his dedication to his quest unwavering. In an hour or so, the 
> >>> outcome will be known. Wish me the blessing of the gods.
> > 
> > Hey, maybe if we could harness the power of this cool planet-dissolving 
> > dust we could build a better lawnmower.
> 
> Do that, and the world will mow a path to your door.

And if the world does that you won't need a lawnmower anyway, all your
grass will be flattened.  ;-)

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