Subj : Re: PLANET-DISSOLVING TROUT IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH! To : alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise From : Keeper of the Purple Twilight Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 18:48:41 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise On 2005-09-20 17:45:46 -0500, Al Smith said: >>>> That's it, I'm not mowing the lawn. >>> >>>> >>>> Even as I read this I prepare to battle the grass monster with my trust >>>> rotary bladed weapon. It is an epic saga told and retold. Will the hero >>>> again prevail, or will this be the time the crafty monster slips >>>> beneath his guard? The monster has many allies. Sun. Bugs. Weeds. >>>> Rocks. Doggie doo-doo. But the hero's heart is pure, and his dedication >>>> to his quest unwavering. In an hour or so, the outcome will be known. >>>> Wish me the blessing of the gods. >> >> >> Hey, maybe if we could harness the power of this cool planet-dissolving >> dust we could build a better lawnmower. > > Do that, and the world will mow a path to your door. As long as it's an electric mower. :) -- "No urban night is like the night [in NYC]...here is our poetry, for we have pulled down the stars to our will." - Ezra Pound, poet and critic, 9/18/1912, reflecting on New York City .