Subj : Re: PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
To   : alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise
From : Al Smith
Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 23:45:46

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise

>>>That's it, I'm not mowing the lawn.
>>
>>> 
>>> Even as I read this I prepare to battle the grass monster with my 
>>> trust rotary bladed weapon. It is an epic saga told and retold. 
>>> Will the hero again prevail, or will this be the time the crafty 
>>> monster slips beneath his guard? The monster has many allies. Sun. 
>>> Bugs. Weeds. Rocks. Doggie doo-doo. But the hero's heart is pure, 
>>> and his dedication to his quest unwavering. In an hour or so, the 
>>> outcome will be known. Wish me the blessing of the gods.
> 
> 
> Hey, maybe if we could harness the power of this cool planet-dissolving 
> dust we could build a better lawnmower.

Do that, and the world will mow a path to your door.

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