Subj : Re: I BLAME BRAGA To : alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise From : The Merry Piper Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 11:32:31 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 06:24:44 -0400, Darmok wrote: >On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:11:10 +0000 (UTC), >TerryJWoodREMOVEME@Hotmail.com wrote: > >>In article , >>Captain Infinity wrote: >> >>>>Don't even get me started on the fact that Trek completely ignores the >>>>theory of relativity! >> >>>Feh, no they didn't. Relativity is a *theory*. Obviously, by the time >>>of Star Trek, that theory has been proven false. >> >>Yeah, that would explain a lot. They probably proved that the Earth was >>flat too, given the way the scripts (Haven) are written, with Voyager >>unable to fly around a "space storm". >> >>Besides, I thought if an ion storm attacked you ship, your crew got >>infected with alien minds and Captain Kirk had to put your crew members >>(that this week Scotty has the hots for and never thinks about her again) >>into the compression chamber and subject her to 10 atmospheres. > >Ahh, yes .. "The Lights of Zetar" ... Mirra Romaine > >I can imagine the well-worn Scottish lines that he used on her ;-) >Let's all think of some! "Lass, do ye want me to warm up yer haggis for ya?" -- The Merry Piper [http://tmpiper.livejournal.com] If you want to dance, you'll have to pay ... me! .