Subj : Re: I BLAME BRAGA To : rec.arts.sf.tv,rec.arts.startrek.current,alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise,alt.tv.star-trek.voyager,alt.tv.star-trek.ds9 From : TerryJWoodREMOVEME Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 02:11:10 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise In article , Captain Infinity wrote: >>Don't even get me started on the fact that Trek completely ignores the >>theory of relativity! >Feh, no they didn't. Relativity is a *theory*. Obviously, by the time >of Star Trek, that theory has been proven false. Yeah, that would explain a lot. They probably proved that the Earth was flat too, given the way the scripts (Haven) are written, with Voyager unable to fly around a "space storm". Besides, I thought if an ion storm attacked you ship, your crew got infected with alien minds and Captain Kirk had to put your crew members (that this week Scotty has the hots for and never thinks about her again) into the compression chamber and subject her to 10 atmospheres. Yes, CLEARLY the laws o' physics (which Scotty can't change) don't apply to Star Drek! Terry "Beam me up Scotty, and adjust those Heisenberg compensators" Wood .