Subj : Re: August stats To : alt.tv.farscape From : Tagger Date : Thu Sep 01 2005 23:22:06 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Just recently, Jim Larson told us: > weirdwolf wrote: > >> Tagger wrote in news:4q5g94t47edd >> $.zvn7n839fdla$.dlg@40tude.net: >> >>> Just recently, weirdwolf told us: >>> >>>> Nick wrote in news:Xns96C458BD2C9D9ndtcm@ >>>> 204.153.244.170: >>>> >>>>> RR wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> 1 2 weirdwolf......................... 511 67 67.0% >>>>>>>>>>>> 18.1% 27.6% >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Whooo hooo I rule >>>>>>>>>>> So what do I win for coming first? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nothing...however you don't have to eat the plate of cookies, >>>> which >>>>>>>>>> is a good thing. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Ahh, prole scum,biscuits a plate of biscuits, you have broken my >>>>>>>>> first edict as ruler of this group. >>>>>>>>> Your punishment shall be to wear one of Larsons hawaiian shirts >>>>>>>>> all month.. Ok let it not be said I am not a just ruler that may >>>>>>>>> have been a >>>>>>>>> little harsh, I will downgrade your punishment to only posting in >>>>>>>>> limerick form till futher notice. >>>>>>>>> WOW If I had known it was this much fun I would have instigated a >>>>>>>>> coup before now. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'll meet you halfway >>>>>>>> By posting only in haiku >>>>>>>> You weird wolf. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> LOL, that was going to be my idea but I thought limericks might be >>>>>>> fun. You have pleased your ruler, take North Carolina to be as your >>>>>>> own and to do with as you wish. >>>>>> >>>>>> Possibilities are endless >>>>>> Iwan's home is a good start >>>>>> Can't find the boat. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> These are not haikus >>>>> You have the syllables wrong >>>>> Five, seven, five, K? >>>>> >>>> >>>> You vigilance has has not gone unnoticed Nick, you shall be head of >>>> the secret police charged with enforcing the correct use of the Queens >>>> English. A black helicopter comes of course as a standard perk. >>>> Ted >>> >>> pretty sure that whole haiku thing is japanese. >>> also pretty sure that japan was never really a colony. >>> so, shouldn't the haiku division be separated from the queens english >>> division? >> Only if it were written in Japanese. >> Haiku is a Japanese art form, the syllable stuff is just the tip of the >> iceberg when it comes to writing them in Japanese there are all sorts of >> rules. >> No Japan was never a British colony although we had favoured trade >> links >> for many years and fought as allies in the first world war. Untill the >> allied invasion in the second world war probably the two most famous >> invasion attempts were by the mongols. Most people know the word >> kamikaze even if they don't know the derivation. It is the devine (kami) >> wind (kaze) that blew away the mongols ships. >> >>> I may be confused, but I've got a good start on my quote points for >>> next month... >> >> To which I can only say yokidekimashita! > > And to that I say, "Subaru honda mitsubishi matsushita!" I ride a Suzuki, thank you very much. -- ====================== Tagger 8:46 RIP .