Subj : Re: SotD To : alt.tv.farscape From : RR Date : Mon Oct 17 2005 05:47:07 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Jim Larson wrote: > This one is for Ruedy and the Traff[1]. > > Brazil > Where hearts were entertained in June > We stood beneath an amber moon > And softly murmured "some day soon" > (some day) > > We kissed > (we kissed) > And clung together > > Then > Tomorrow was another day > The morning found me miles away > With still a million things to say > > Now > When twilight beams the sky above > Recalling thrills of our love > There's one thing that I'm certain of > > Return > I will, to old > Brazil > > (return) Return > (I will) I will > (to old) To old > Bra-zil! > [1] Ruedy and the Traff would be a great name for an 80's cop/buddy comedy. > One would be the jaded and gruffy oldtimer, the other the idealistic young > rookie pining for the perky receptionist back at the station. The > undercurrent of homoerotic tension would be just perceptible enough to turn > off most of middle America, and the show would last only six episodes before > cancellation. Make it a musical ala "Cop Rock" and we could get the cancellation down to 2 eps in. I call dibs on a rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" to be sung by the Ruedy character. The police station underling, Lars, is welcome to hum "Brazil" in the background of a scene that inevitably ends up on the cutting room floor - but of course eventually ends up in the DVD box set's[2] "Deleted Scenes" section. [2] The massive sales of which lead to a feature film starring Russell Crowe as Ruedy, Orlando Bloom as Traff and the late Paul Lynde as Lars. -- RR "It's been my experience that every time I think I know 'where it's at,' it's really somewhere else." - William Holden - S.O.B. .