Subj : Re: Serenity: My Thoughtful Review
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : RR
Date : Mon Oct 03 2005 08:15:04

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Paul Richardson wrote:

>>>>>> I still wasn't feeling quite up for it yesterday, so we caught an
>>>>>> early showing today. My little treat for not whining excessively
>>>>>> while an infection slowly drains into my mouth:
>>>>>> mmmmmmmbiohazardmmmmmm
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anyway, here's my reviw:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> OH.MY.GOD.THAT.FUCKING.ROCKED.
>>>>>
>>>>> Agreed.  Just got home from the 9:55 show.
>>>>
>>>> What this revi(e)w needs is confusing retraction.
>>>>
>>>>> I almost wish I hadn't seen it.
>>>>
>>>> That's the stuff.
>>>
>>> None finer.
>>>
>>> (I assume the intent was to convey that "unwrapping your very last
>>> present at Christmas when you're 8" feeling.)
>>
>> If you look at it the right (wrong?) way, the above sentence seems to
>> refer
>> to penis size.
>>
> Interesting approach
>
> IMHO, if this film was a penis, it'd be hung like a donkey

I haven't seen it.

I only ever saw one ep of the series and that was "The Train Job", which I
seem to recall put me to sleep. I gather the show improved and yeah - I know
the nasty history and that "Train" was written over a weekend, and the pilot
wasn't shown until end of the run and all the shit the series suffered
through because Fox can be as lame as any other network if they just put
their minds to it. It speaks bucketloads about the power o' Wheaton that
this film was even made and is actually playing in theatres.

I've got Disc 1 at the top of my Netflix queue and I'm going to try and
check out the flick this week despite my ignorance.

Perhaps I'm one of the few here [that will admit to it], but I'd bask in the
uber-coolness a FS motion picture. That would so change my shoe[1] size.

-- 
RR

"It's been my experience that every
  time I think I know 'where it's at,'
      it's really somewhere else."
      - William Holden - S.O.B.

[1] And by "shoe" I of course mean "penis".

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