Subj : Re: Hurricane supplies To : alt.tv.farscape From : Paul Richardson Date : Tue Sep 27 2005 22:18:10 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape "Jim Larson" wrote in message news:Xns96DC55E5A52CC3v234oiwofui3284af93@130.133.1.18... > weirdwolf wrote: > >> John Iwaniszek wrote in news:Xns96DC7038DA90joiwhnanri@ >> 127.0.0.1: >> >>> "Paul Richardson" wrote in >>> news:WAhZe.3790$fl6.745@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk: >>> >>>> >>>> "Nick" wrote in message >>>> news:Xns96DB71F724479ndtcm@68.1.17.6... >>>>> On the news last night they had a reporter out at the various stores >>>>> talking to people about what they were buying to get prepared. >>>>> >>>>> The number 1 item was batteries, number 2 was flashlights and number >> 3 >>>>> was condoms. >>>>> The reporter says, "Well, I guess we know what people will be doing >>>>> when the power goes out." >>>> >>>> Stretching the condoms over the torch & sealing it so the water >> doesn't >>>> short out the torch? 8-) >>> >>> Who thinks like that? Freak! I used to be a Boy Scout >> >> What he didn't tell you was that it was so he could do an internal exam >> looking for the gerbil. > > You Brits and your small furry animals... > More fun than an enema -- Paul R Overworked of Borg, you will be assimilated when I can get around to it .