Subj : Re: Hurricane supplies To : alt.tv.farscape From : Jim Larson Date : Sun Sep 25 2005 16:26:38 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape weirdwolf wrote: > John Iwaniszek wrote in news:Xns96DC7038DA90joiwhnanri@ > 127.0.0.1: > >> "Paul Richardson" wrote in >> news:WAhZe.3790$fl6.745@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk: >> >>> >>> "Nick" wrote in message >>> news:Xns96DB71F724479ndtcm@68.1.17.6... >>>> On the news last night they had a reporter out at the various stores >>>> talking to people about what they were buying to get prepared. >>>> >>>> The number 1 item was batteries, number 2 was flashlights and number > 3 >>>> was condoms. >>>> The reporter says, "Well, I guess we know what people will be doing >>>> when the power goes out." >>> >>> Stretching the condoms over the torch & sealing it so the water > doesn't >>> short out the torch? 8-) >>> >> >> Who thinks like that? Freak! > > What he didn't tell you was that it was so he could do an internal exam > looking for the gerbil. You Brits and your small furry animals... -- Jim .