Subj : Re: Hurricane supplies To : alt.tv.farscape From : weirdwolf Date : Sun Sep 25 2005 16:17:10 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape John Iwaniszek wrote in news:Xns96DC7038DA90joiwhnanri@ 127.0.0.1: > "Paul Richardson" wrote in > news:WAhZe.3790$fl6.745@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk: > >> >> "Nick" wrote in message >> news:Xns96DB71F724479ndtcm@68.1.17.6... >>> On the news last night they had a reporter out at the various stores >>> talking to people about what they were buying to get prepared. >>> >>> The number 1 item was batteries, number 2 was flashlights and number 3 >>> was condoms. >>> The reporter says, "Well, I guess we know what people will be doing >>> when the power goes out." >> >> Stretching the condoms over the torch & sealing it so the water doesn't >> short out the torch? 8-) >> > > Who thinks like that? Freak! What he didn't tell you was that it was so he could do an internal exam looking for the gerbil. Ted -- Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to hide the bodies .