Subj : Re: Yay!!!! England win the Ashes.
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : weirdwolf
Date : Thu Sep 22 2005 21:14:01

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Graham Thurlwell <nospam@jades.org> wrote in
news:fa60e6ac4d.jades@d.thurlwell.btopenworld.com: 

> On the 13 Sep 2005, weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote:
> 
> <snip>
>  
>> At the end of the match when the managers interviews were on and he
>> was allowed to talk again he took a look at Bruce and asked, "has he
>> had his nose broken?"
> 
> It used to be said that you weren't a proper centre half unless you'd
> had your nose spread halfway across your face.

 "If he smiles and he's got all of his teeth don't trust the bastard."
Bet you are old enough to remember a certain leg biter in action >;-]

>> For our American readers heres a visual aid, warning viewer
>> discretion is advised...  
>> http://makeashorterlink.com/?P2A652ACB
> 
> As a comparison, show them Alan Hansen. Note how his nose is intact,
> although he has a rather fetching scar on his forehead that he won't
> let the BBC's makeup people cover up.

  http://www.londonspeakerbureau.co.uk/media/speakerPics/Hansen79.jpg
It's not that bad a scar, I've got worse, my brother has an even more 
impressive one, although his is due to having doctors having a poke 
arounbd inside his brain.


> If you really want to shock our colonial cousins, show them that shot
> of Terry Butcher from that qualifier - you know, the one where he's
> sporting a fetching red bandage and is the only member of the England
> Squad wearing a pink shirt.

http://www.footballreferee.org/web/bathra/Graphics/butcher.jpg
http://pictures.footymad.net/upload/780/71974-5.jpg
 And while were at it how about David Busst.
 http://makeashorterlink.com/?Q279528DB

>>  Must be something in the air up their, here's Peter "I not an animal
>> Beardsley.
>> http://makeashorterlink.com/?N2D651ACB
>> 
>>  Makes you wonder what Graham looks like now doesn't it?
> 
> Wrong county. I'm not from Tyne & Wear. ;-)
> 

 Hmm a little too much protesting I think.


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Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to 
hide the bodies

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