Subj : Re: yay!
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Nick
Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 20:01:51

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

John I wrote:

> Jim Larson wrote:
> 
>> Nick wrote:
>> 
>>> John I wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Trouble wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>> Trouble wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Celery juice is very bitter, and I wouldn't have drank it at
>>>>>>>>> all if it were not for its antibacterial-macrobiotic somthing
>>>>>>>>> or other properties that were wonderful at clearing up my dry
>>>>>>>>> skin for about 3 days from one glass. 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> It was just easier (and healthier) for me to buy V8 juice
>>>>>>>>> instead. 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Couldn't you just eat the celery?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> This is what I am thinking.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Eating enough celery to get at the useful ingredients is the
>>>>>> key, say one bunch every two days...
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> That is only half a bunch a day.
>>>>> Cut it up and add some ranch dressing and you are in business.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Maybe he's saving his teeth.
>>>> 
>>>> I found a list of juice recipes: 
>>>> 
>>>> http://www.betterjuice.com/recipes.htm
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> That list looks delicious.
>> 
>> I think he should try to juice a ham. Or maybe some nice roast beef.
>> 
> 
> Hot dogs.  that way there won't be any cutting to fit the chute.  Or
> perch.  This might be better than a bass-o-matic.
> 

Bacon, juice of the gods.

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