Subj : Re: yay!
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Jim Larson
Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 19:36:23

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

John I wrote:

> Nick wrote:
> 
>> Jim Larson wrote:
>> 
>>> Nick wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Trouble wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>> Trouble wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Celery juice is very bitter, and I wouldn't have drank it at all
>>>>>>>> if it were not for its antibacterial-macrobiotic somthing or
>>>>>>>> other properties that were wonderful at clearing up my dry skin
>>>>>>>> for about 3 days from one glass. 
>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> It was just easier (and healthier) for me to buy V8 juice
>>>>>>>> instead. 
>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Couldn't you just eat the celery?
>>>>> 
>>>>>> This is what I am thinking.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Eating enough celery to get at the useful ingredients is the key,
>>>>> say one bunch every two days...
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> That is only half a bunch a day.
>>>> Cut it up and add some ranch dressing and you are in business.
>>> 
>>> This ignores the fundamental point that celery is the most vile,
>>> disgusting substance on the face of the earth. 
>>> 
>> 
>> That is what the ranch dressing is for.
>> 
> 
> Celery = bottle brush of the bowels.

Eat bran cereal or something.

-- 
Jim

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