Subj : Re: yay!
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : John I
Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 19:33:22

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick wrote:

> Jim Larson wrote:
> 
>> Nick wrote:
>> 
>>> Trouble wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>> Trouble wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>>>> Celery juice is very bitter, and I wouldn't have drank it at all
>>>>>>> if it were not for its antibacterial-macrobiotic somthing or
>>>>>>> other properties that were wonderful at clearing up my dry skin
>>>>>>> for about 3 days from one glass. 
>>>> 
>>>>>>> It was just easier (and healthier) for me to buy V8 juice
>>>>>>> instead. 
>>>> 
>>>>>> Couldn't you just eat the celery?
>>>> 
>>>>> This is what I am thinking.
>>>> 
>>>> Eating enough celery to get at the useful ingredients is the key,
>>>> say one bunch every two days...
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> That is only half a bunch a day.
>>> Cut it up and add some ranch dressing and you are in business.
>> 
>> This ignores the fundamental point that celery is the most vile,
>> disgusting substance on the face of the earth. 
>> 
> 
> That is what the ranch dressing is for.
> 

Celery = bottle brush of the bowels.

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