Subj : Re: yay!
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Nick
Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 19:30:52

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Jim Larson wrote:

> Nick wrote:
> 
>> Trouble wrote:
>> 
>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>> Trouble wrote:
>>> 
>>>>>> Celery juice is very bitter, and I wouldn't have drank it at all
>>>>>> if it were not for its antibacterial-macrobiotic somthing or
>>>>>> other properties that were wonderful at clearing up my dry skin
>>>>>> for about 3 days from one glass. 
>>> 
>>>>>> It was just easier (and healthier) for me to buy V8 juice
>>>>>> instead. 
>>> 
>>>>> Couldn't you just eat the celery?
>>> 
>>>> This is what I am thinking.
>>> 
>>> Eating enough celery to get at the useful ingredients is the key,
>>> say one bunch every two days...
>>> 
>> 
>> That is only half a bunch a day.
>> Cut it up and add some ranch dressing and you are in business.
> 
> This ignores the fundamental point that celery is the most vile,
> disgusting substance on the face of the earth. 
> 

That is what the ranch dressing is for.

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