Subj : Re: yay!
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Jim Larson
Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 19:28:29

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick wrote:

> Trouble wrote:
> 
>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>> 
>>> Nick wrote:
>>>> Trouble wrote:
>>  
>>>>> Celery juice is very bitter, and I wouldn't have drank it at all
>>>>> if it were not for its antibacterial-macrobiotic somthing or other
>>>>> properties that were wonderful at clearing up my dry skin for
>>>>> about 3 days from one glass. 
>>  
>>>>> It was just easier (and healthier) for me to buy V8 juice instead.
>> 
>>>> Couldn't you just eat the celery?
>>  
>>> This is what I am thinking.
>> 
>> Eating enough celery to get at the useful ingredients is the key, say
>> one bunch every two days...
>> 
> 
> That is only half a bunch a day.
> Cut it up and add some ranch dressing and you are in business.

This ignores the fundamental point that celery is the most vile, disgusting 
substance on the face of the earth. 

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Jim

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