Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Jim Larson
Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 17:02:29

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Tyler Trafford wrote:

> Jim Larson wrote:
>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>
>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D75ADA8F742ndtcm@
>>> 204.153.244.170:
>>> 
>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D753B95AA2Dndtcm@
>>>>> 204.153.244.170:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D488AC6F2ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that bitch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have you gone to the council recently? It appears
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you work out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the puzzles, you will need various keys including a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon monkey. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling
>>>>>>>>>>>>> back up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd
>>>>>>>>>>>>> state for a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and hopefully
>>>>>>>>>>> I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Ted, what the hell is a pastamancer?
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Oh, they can do wonderful things with noodles.
>>>>>>>>> I have one but I am kind of wishing I had made a saucerer instead.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Just in case Ted has gone to bed:
>>>>>>>> http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Pastamancer 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Ha just what are the chances of that happening!
>>>>>>> Well ok I am "In bed" but I'm not in bed if you get what I mean.
>>>>>>> I was thinking ahead, by keeping my scrumptious reagents and getting
>>>>>>> the noodle skill, I can some three of each a day to make stuff like
>>>>>>> hell ramen which can give you an extra 24/28 adventures as well as
>>>>>>> 23-28 stats boosts across the board and an extra 20/25 meat. Useful
>>>>>>> for somebody who can't drink. If I keep going and ascend again it
>>>>>>> will be using the disco bandit type as they can make better drinks
>>>>>>> and I'll go the boozehound way. 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> I need to get a sabre-toothed lime to 20 pounds now.
>>>>> 
>>>>> I was a made a general in the major geeks clan last night!
>>>>>  Only another 100 odd adventures left before I'm out of ronin.
>>>>> Ted
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Ahh, and what does that mean?
>>> 
>>> YOU WILL CALL ME SIR WHEN YOU ADDRESS ME! NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 
>>> TWENTY WORM!
>>>  I don't have to worry about clan karma when removing stuff from the 
>>> stash. Not as though I can remove stuff yet.
>>>  Ted
>>> 
>>
>> (Why do you need 20 worms?)
> 
> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404622/

They're going to need a fairly large frying pan.

-- 
Jim

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