Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : weirdwolf
Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 15:12:15

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D75ADA8F742ndtcm@
204.153.244.170:

> weirdwolf wrote:
> 
>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D753B95AA2Dndtcm@
>> 204.153.244.170:
>> 
>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>> news:Xns96D1D488AC6F2ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that bitch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have you gone to the council recently? It appears
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you work out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the puzzles, you will need various keys including a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon monkey. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this game.
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling
>>>>>>>>>> back up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd
>>>>>>>>>> state for a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and hopefully
>>>>>>>> I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Ted, what the hell is a pastamancer?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Oh, they can do wonderful things with noodles.
>>>>>> I have one but I am kind of wishing I had made a saucerer instead.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Just in case Ted has gone to bed:
>>>>> http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Pastamancer 
>>>> 
>>>> Ha just what are the chances of that happening!
>>>> Well ok I am "In bed" but I'm not in bed if you get what I mean.
>>>> I was thinking ahead, by keeping my scrumptious reagents and getting
>>>> the noodle skill, I can some three of each a day to make stuff like
>>>> hell ramen which can give you an extra 24/28 adventures as well as
>>>> 23-28 stats boosts across the board and an extra 20/25 meat. Useful
>>>> for somebody who can't drink. If I keep going and ascend again it
>>>> will be using the disco bandit type as they can make better drinks
>>>> and I'll go the boozehound way. 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> I need to get a sabre-toothed lime to 20 pounds now.
>> 
>> I was a made a general in the major geeks clan last night!
>>  Only another 100 odd adventures left before I'm out of ronin.
>> Ted
>> 
> 
> Ahh, and what does that mean?

YOU WILL CALL ME SIR WHEN YOU ADDRESS ME! NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 
TWENTY WORM!
 I don't have to worry about clan karma when removing stuff from the 
stash. Not as though I can remove stuff yet.
 Ted

-- 
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to 
hide the bodies

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