Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : weirdwolf
Date : Tue Sep 20 2005 14:25:27

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D753B95AA2Dndtcm@
204.153.244.170:

> weirdwolf wrote:
> 
>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>> news:Xns96D1D488AC6F2ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>> 
>>> Nick wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that bitch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>> star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have you gone to the council recently? It appears
>>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you work out
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the puzzles, you will need various keys including a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon monkey. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load of
>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this game.
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling
>>>>>>>> back up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd
>>>>>>>> state for a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and hopefully
>>>>>> I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Ted, what the hell is a pastamancer?
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Oh, they can do wonderful things with noodles.
>>>> I have one but I am kind of wishing I had made a saucerer instead.
>>> 
>>> Just in case Ted has gone to bed:
>>> http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Pastamancer 
>> 
>> Ha just what are the chances of that happening!
>>  Well ok I am "In bed" but I'm not in bed if you get what I mean.
>> I was thinking ahead, by keeping my scrumptious reagents and getting
>> the noodle skill, I can some three of each a day to make stuff like
>> hell ramen which can give you an extra 24/28 adventures as well as
>> 23-28 stats boosts across the board and an extra 20/25 meat. Useful
>> for somebody who can't drink. If I keep going and ascend again it
>> will be using the disco bandit type as they can make better drinks
>> and I'll go the boozehound way.
> 
> 
> I need to get a sabre-toothed lime to 20 pounds now.

I was a made a general in the major geeks clan last night!
 Only another 100 odd adventures left before I'm out of ronin.
Ted

-- 
Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to 
hide the bodies

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