Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Chaya Date : Sat Sep 17 2005 19:12:34 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Jim Larson wrote: > Chaya wrote: > >> Nick wrote: >> >>> Jim Larson wrote: >>> >>>> Chaya wrote: >>>> >>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 170 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just >>> given that bitch a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to > find >> her. I got a star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have taken care of some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff. >>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if you like. I'm going >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ronin for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as you work out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puzzles, you will need various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>keys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including a spare balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>proposed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a > trade with a load of stuff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that >>> you will need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of >>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>be >> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>actually >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk before scrolling back up to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>see >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the entire post. I thought that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me, I am tee-total. I re-incarnated >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as a pastamancer as you can keep one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> able to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> myself as I seem to have developed an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my desire to thoroughly test every type >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of alcohol. I am open for suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouthful. You gain no muscle and no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mysticality, you lose >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the closet. Uou will need a spare though, it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursts when you put it in the lock. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a random three that you need to fight the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 536 adventures as a ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>> think I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around >>>>>>>>>>>>> the camp site. Considering that you are married I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>> think it will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that >>>>>>>>>>>> one. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving >>>>>>>>>>> him the silent treatment. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of >>>>>>>>>> love. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me >>>>>>>>> with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be >>>>>>>>> the standard male response to an angry woman. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I was really just looking for a way to use "pompitous of love" >>>>>>>> in a sentence. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You were successful. >>>>>> >>>>>> BTW, I'm sorry if I made you angry. I was going for funny and >>>>>> apparently missed. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Oh, I was kidding. ;) >>>>> >>>> >>>> (See, this is where you were supposed to string him along for >>>> several rounds and then make him cry before it was over.) >>>> >>> >>> I AM crying you bastard! >>> >> >> Awwww. Come here and let me give you a hug, ya big silly. >> > > (Is this the "toying with him before I crush him under my boot heels" > part?) > No, his infraction didn't rise to the level of crushing him under my boot hell. Besides, he probably would have liked that more than the hug. .