Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Nick Date : Sat Sep 17 2005 18:22:43 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Jim Larson wrote: > Chaya wrote: > >> Nick wrote: >> >>> Jim Larson wrote: >>> >>>> Chaya wrote: >>>> >>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 44. 170 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'vr just >>> given that bitch a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to > find >> her. I got a star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> after >>>>>>> I have taken care >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other stuff. >>>> I'll send you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star key and a spare star chart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like. I'm going to be ronin for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a while. Have you gone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> council recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be frustrated as you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>work >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out the puzzles, you will need >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keys including a spare balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> proposed a > trade with a load of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stuff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for you that >>> you will need. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>at > all right now. I do have a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whole lot of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff socked away. Is there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything in particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>actually >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk before scrolling back up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to see >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the entire post. I thought that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to > me, I am tee-total. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>re-incarnated >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as a pastamancer as you can keep >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> able to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> myself as I seem to have developed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an allergy to alcohol over the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>last few >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and abdominal cramps have seriously >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hampered >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my desire to thoroughly test every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> type of alcohol. I am open for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> margarita, about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouthful. You gain no muscle and no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mysticality, you lose >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> storage in the closet. Uou will need a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though, it bursts when you put it in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lock. You will also need at least three >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buffs,) it's a random three that you need to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after >>>>>>>>>>>>>> that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>> think I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up >>>>>>>>>>>>> around the camp site. Considering that you are married >>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think it will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that >>>>>>>>>>>> one. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving >>>>>>>>>>> him the silent treatment. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous >>>>>>>>>> of love. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to >>>>>>>>> me with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must >>>>>>>>> be the standard male response to an angry woman. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I was really just looking for a way to use "pompitous of >>>>>>>> love" in a sentence. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You were successful. >>>>>> >>>>>> BTW, I'm sorry if I made you angry. I was going for funny >>>>>> and apparently missed. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Oh, I was kidding. ;) >>>>> >>>> >>>> (See, this is where you were supposed to string him along for >>>> several rounds and then make him cry before it was over.) >>>> >>> >>> I AM crying you bastard! >>> >> >> Awwww. Come here and let me give you a hug, ya big silly. >> > > (Is this the "toying with him before I crush him under my boot > heels" part?) > (neener neener) .