Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Jim Larson Date : Sat Sep 17 2005 18:05:51 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Chaya wrote: > Nick wrote: > >> Jim Larson wrote: >> >>> Chaya wrote: >>> >>>> Nick wrote: >>>> >>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 170 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just >>> given that bitch a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to > find >> her. I got a star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have taken care of some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff. >>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if you like. I'm going >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ronin for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as you work out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puzzles, you will need various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>keys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including a spare balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>proposed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a > trade with a load of stuff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that >>> you will need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of >>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>be >> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>actually >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk before scrolling back up to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>see >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the entire post. I thought that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me, I am tee-total. I re-incarnated >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as a pastamancer as you can keep one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> able to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> myself as I seem to have developed an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my desire to thoroughly test every type >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of alcohol. I am open for suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouthful. You gain no muscle and no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mysticality, you lose >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the closet. Uou will need a spare though, it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursts when you put it in the lock. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a random three that you need to fight the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 536 adventures as a ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>> think I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around >>>>>>>>>>>> the camp site. Considering that you are married I don't >>>>>>>>>>>> think it will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that >>>>>>>>>>> one. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving >>>>>>>>>> him the silent treatment. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of >>>>>>>>> love. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me >>>>>>>> with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be >>>>>>>> the standard male response to an angry woman. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I was really just looking for a way to use "pompitous of love" >>>>>>> in a sentence. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> You were successful. >>>>> >>>>> BTW, I'm sorry if I made you angry. I was going for funny and >>>>> apparently missed. >>>> >>>> >>>> Oh, I was kidding. ;) >>>> >>> >>> (See, this is where you were supposed to string him along for >>> several rounds and then make him cry before it was over.) >>> >> >> I AM crying you bastard! >> > > Awwww. Come here and let me give you a hug, ya big silly. > (Is this the "toying with him before I crush him under my boot heels" part?) -- Jim .