Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Chaya Date : Sat Sep 17 2005 16:30:25 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Nick wrote: > Jim Larson wrote: > >> Chaya wrote: >> >>> Nick wrote: >>> >>>> Chaya wrote: >>>> >>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 170 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just >>> given that bitch a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to > find >> her. I got a star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have taken care of some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff. >>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if you like. I'm going >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ronin for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as you work out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puzzles, you will need various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>keys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including a spare balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>proposed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a > trade with a load of stuff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that >>> you will need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of >>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>be >> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>actually >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk before scrolling back up to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>see >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the entire post. I thought that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me, I am tee-total. I re-incarnated >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as a pastamancer as you can keep one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> able to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> myself as I seem to have developed an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my desire to thoroughly test every type >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of alcohol. I am open for suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouthful. You gain no muscle and no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mysticality, you lose >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the closet. Uou will need a spare though, it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursts when you put it in the lock. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a random three that you need to fight the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 536 adventures as a ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>> think I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around >>>>>>>>>>> the camp site. Considering that you are married I don't >>>>>>>>>>> think it will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that >>>>>>>>>> one. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving >>>>>>>>> him the silent treatment. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of >>>>>>>> love. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me >>>>>>> with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be >>>>>>> the standard male response to an angry woman. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> I was really just looking for a way to use "pompitous of love" >>>>>> in a sentence. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> You were successful. >>>> >>>> BTW, I'm sorry if I made you angry. I was going for funny and >>>> apparently missed. >>> >>> >>> Oh, I was kidding. ;) >>> >> >> (See, this is where you were supposed to string him along for >> several rounds and then make him cry before it was over.) >> > > I AM crying you bastard! > Awwww. Come here and let me give you a hug, ya big silly. .