Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Nick Date : Sat Sep 17 2005 04:20:23 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Jim Larson wrote: > Chaya wrote: > >> Nick wrote: >> >>> Chaya wrote: >>> >>>> Nick wrote: >>>> >>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 170 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just >>> given that bitch a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to > find >> her. I got a star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have taken care of some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff. >>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if you like. I'm going >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ronin for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as you work out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puzzles, you will need various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>keys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including a spare balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>proposed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a > trade with a load of stuff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that >>> you will need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of >>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>be >> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>actually >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk before scrolling back up to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>see >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the entire post. I thought that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me, I am tee-total. I re-incarnated >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as a pastamancer as you can keep one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> able to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> myself as I seem to have developed an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my desire to thoroughly test every type >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of alcohol. I am open for suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouthful. You gain no muscle and no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mysticality, you lose >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the closet. Uou will need a spare though, it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursts when you put it in the lock. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a random three that you need to fight the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 536 adventures as a ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't >>>>>>>>>>> think I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around >>>>>>>>>> the camp site. Considering that you are married I don't >>>>>>>>>> think it will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that >>>>>>>>> one. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving >>>>>>>> him the silent treatment. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of >>>>>>> love. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me >>>>>> with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be >>>>>> the standard male response to an angry woman. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> I was really just looking for a way to use "pompitous of love" >>>>> in a sentence. >>>>> >>>> >>>> You were successful. >>> >>> BTW, I'm sorry if I made you angry. I was going for funny and >>> apparently missed. >> >> >> Oh, I was kidding. ;) >> > > (See, this is where you were supposed to string him along for > several rounds and then make him cry before it was over.) > I AM crying you bastard! .