Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Jim Larson Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 22:32:12 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Chaya wrote: > Nick wrote: > >> Chaya wrote: >> >>> Nick wrote: >>> >>>> Chaya wrote: >>>> >>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just >>> given that bitch a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to > find >> her. I got a star suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have taken care of some other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stuff. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be ronin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a > trade with a load of stuff for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you will need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk before scrolling back up to see >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the entire post. I thought that was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am tee-total. I re-incarnated as a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pastamancer as you can keep one of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be able >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as I seem to have developed an allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> desire to thoroughly test every type of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every mouthful. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You gain no muscle and no mysticality, you lose >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the closet. Uou will need a spare though, it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursts when you put it in the lock. You will also >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) it's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a random three that you need to fight the naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only 536 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> adventures as a ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think >>>>>>>>>> I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around the >>>>>>>>> camp site. Considering that you are married I don't think it >>>>>>>>> will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving him >>>>>>> the silent treatment. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of >>>>>> love. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me >>>>> with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be the >>>>> standard male response to an angry woman. >>>> >>>> >>>> I was really just looking for a way to use "pompitous of love" in >>>> a sentence. >>>> >>> >>> You were successful. >> >> BTW, I'm sorry if I made you angry. I was going for funny and >> apparently missed. > > > Oh, I was kidding. ;) > (See, this is where you were supposed to string him along for several rounds and then make him cry before it was over.) -- Jim .