Subj : Re: Haliburton
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Tyler Trafford
Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 20:52:51

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Ken McElhaney wrote:
>
> Steve Brooks wrote:
>> Chaya wrote:
>> > Steve Brooks wrote:
>> >
>> >> Nick wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> HOUSTON-On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid
>> >>> government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of
>> >>> deceased disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We
>> >>> are proud to serve the government in this time of crisis by
>> >>> recovering valuable resources from the wreckage of this deadly
>> >>> storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's president. "The gold we
>> >>> recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to make
>> >>> fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof
>> >>> A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."
>> >>
>> >> Hmm. I could believe the basic story - if I heard it from a reliable
>> >> source; which is no criticism of you Nick,  I don't know where you
>> >> got it from. But I don't believe the president of Halliburton would
>> >> ever be silly enough to use the phrase "human rubble" in public.
>> >>
>> >> So I vote.. Hoax!
>> >
>> >
>> > Ya think?
>>
>> Not any more.  Now I've had time to think about it I can see htat it's
>> absolutely 100% true.  Leaking the story via the onion is a cunning ploy to
>> put all those communist media ( e.g. Fox ) hacks off the scent.
>
> Funny, I thought "fascist media" would be the term used against Fox.
> Perhaps it's all the same?

Steve likes to mix it up.
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Tyler Trafford

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