Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Nick Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 16:47:26 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Chaya wrote: > Nick wrote: > >> Chaya wrote: >> >>> weirdwolf wrote: >>> >>>> Nick wrote in >>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>> >>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that bitch a good kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her. I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have taken care of some other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stuff. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be ronin for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It appears on your'e map, prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trade with a load of stuff for you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that you will need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk before scrolling back up to see >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the entire post. I thought that was an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> am tee-total. I re-incarnated as a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pastamancer as you can keep one of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be able to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I seem to have developed an allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> desire to thoroughly test every type of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shrivelling up with every mouthful. You gain no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> muscle and no mysticality, you lose 40 moxie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the closet. Uou will need a spare though, it bursts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when you put it in the lock. You will also need at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> least three familiars weighing 20 pounds,(with or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without equipment and buffs,) it's a random three >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that you need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> familiars. 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>> remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>> >>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think I >>>>>> can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>> >>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around the >>>>> camp site. Considering that you are married I don't think it >>>>> will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>> >>>> >>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. >>> >>> >>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving him the >>> silent treatment. >>> >>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>> >> >> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of love. > > > You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me with > "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be the standard > male response to an angry woman. I was really just looking for a way to use "pompitous of love" in a sentence. .