Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : weirdwolf Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 15:44:49 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Chaya wrote in news:Xns96D36A2547954chayaruth@204.153.244.170: > weirdwolf wrote: > >> Chaya wrote in >> news:Xns96D365D7E7EBAchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >> >>> weirdwolf wrote: >>> >>>> Chaya wrote in >>>> news:Xns96D363A5EBB8Achayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>> >>>>> John I wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote in >>>>>>>> news:3oumipF7ubbaU1 @individual.net: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D2DB0B9B095chayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D2D1A17701Dchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@ >>>>> 204.153.244.17 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >> in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >>in >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'vr >>>>>>>>>just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that bitch a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>where >>>>to >>>>>> find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her. I got a star suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after >>I >>>>> have taken care of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some >>other >>stuff. >>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star >>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ronin >>>>for >>>>>>>> a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It >>>>> appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you >>>>will >>>>>>> need various keys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>including >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a >>spare >>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>proposed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a >>>> trade with a load of stuff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for >>>>you >>>> that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>at >>>>all >>>>> right now. I do have a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whole >>>>lot of >>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to >>be >>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>actually >>>>>>>> drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before scrolling back up to see >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>> entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post. I thought that was an odd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>state >>>>>>>> for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to >>>>me, I am tee-total. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>re-incarnated >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>as >>a pastamancer as you can keep >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>one >>of >>your skills so I can use my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ability >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>able >> to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>myself > as >>>>>>>> I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seem to have developed an allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and > abdominal cramps have seriously >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hampered >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my desire to thoroughly test every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>type > of alcohol. I am open for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> margarita, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouthful. You gain no muscle and no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mysticality, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my >>>>>>>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> storage in the closet. Uou will need a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though, it bursts when you put it in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lock. You will also need at least three >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a random three that you need to fight >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> down only 536 adventures as a ronin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> around the camp site. Considering that you are married >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think it will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him the silent treatment. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of >>>>>>>>>>>>>> love. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to >>>>>>>>>>>>> me with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must >>>>>>>>>>>>> be the standard male response to an angry woman. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> come on, baby... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> That makes three. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Don't look at me. I know you are way to smart to fall for that >>>>>>>>>> kind of cheesy attempt to make you nicer to somebody when you >>>>>>>>>> are justifiably angry. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> So, you go for the flattery angle, huh? That also works. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Don't know what you are talking about, I could never manage to >>>>>>>> sweet talk anybody with a voice or accent like mine. Isn't that >>>>>>>> right Chaya? >>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> No, I told you that American women love the British accent. ANY >>>>>>> British accent--dialect doesn't matter. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> So what if you sound like Ozzy? >>>>>> >>>>>> (On a side note, we are really milking our pigs with this thread.) >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> My thoughts exactly. Care to comment on anything else while we're >>>>> at it? >>>>> >>>> >>>> No >>> >>> >>> Why? >>> >> >> Because I'm not bad at working the QP's, your reply was twice as long >> as mine, get it? >> Ted >> > > Yup. > ok -- Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to hide the bodies .