Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Chaya Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 15:00:43 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape weirdwolf wrote: > Chaya wrote in > news:Xns96D363A5EBB8Achayaruth@204.153.244.170: > >> John I wrote: >> >>> Chaya wrote: >>> >>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>> >>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote in >>>>> news:3oumipF7ubbaU1 @individual.net: >>>>> >>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>> news:Xns96D2DB0B9B095chayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D2D1A17701Dchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@ >> 204.153.244.17 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >> in news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >>in >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'vr >>>>>>>>>just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that bitch a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>where >>>>to >>>>>> find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her. I got a star suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after >>I >>>>> have taken care of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some >>other >>stuff. >>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star >>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ronin >>>>for >>>>> a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It >>>>> appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>will >>>>>>> need various keys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>including >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a >>spare >>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>proposed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a >>>> trade with a load of stuff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for >>>>you >>>> that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all >>>>> right now. I do have a whole >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lot of >>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>be >>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>actually >>>>> drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before scrolling back up to see the >>>>> entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post. I thought that was an odd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>state >>>>> for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>me, I am tee-total. I re-incarnated >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>as >>a pastamancer as you can keep one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of >>your skills so I can use my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ability >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>able >> to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>myself > as >>>>> I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seem to have developed an allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my desire to thoroughly test every type >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of alcohol. I am open for suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouthful. You gain no muscle and no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mysticality, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my >>>>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the closet. Uou will need a spare though, it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursts when you put it in the lock. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a random three that you need to fight the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 536 adventures as a ronin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the camp site. Considering that you are married I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>> think it will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that >>>>>>>>>>>>> one. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving >>>>>>>>>>>> him the silent treatment. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of >>>>>>>>>>> love. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me >>>>>>>>>> with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be >>>>>>>>>> the standard male response to an angry woman. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> come on, baby... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> That makes three. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Don't look at me. I know you are way to smart to fall for that >>>>>>> kind of cheesy attempt to make you nicer to somebody when you >>>>>>> are justifiably angry. >>>>>> >>>>>> So, you go for the flattery angle, huh? That also works. >>>>> >>>>> Don't know what you are talking about, I could never manage to >>>>> sweet talk anybody with a voice or accent like mine. Isn't that >>>>> right Chaya? >>>>> Ted >>>>> >>>> >>>> No, I told you that American women love the British accent. ANY >>>> British accent--dialect doesn't matter. >>>> >>>> So what if you sound like Ozzy? >>> >>> (On a side note, we are really milking our pigs with this thread.) >>> >> >> My thoughts exactly. Care to comment on anything else while we're at >> it? >> > > No Why? .