Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : weirdwolf Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 14:56:42 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Chaya wrote in news:Xns96D363A5EBB8Achayaruth@204.153.244.170: > John I wrote: > >> Chaya wrote: >> >>> weirdwolf wrote: >>> >>>> Tyler Trafford wrote in >>>> news:3oumipF7ubbaU1 @individual.net: >>>> >>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>> news:Xns96D2DB0B9B095chayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>> >>>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>> news:Xns96D2D1A17701Dchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@ > 204.153.244.17 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >>in >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'vr >>>>>>>>>just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that bitch a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to >>>>>> find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her. I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after >>I >>>>> have taken care of some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other >>stuff. >>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star >>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be ronin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for >>>> a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It >>>>> appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>will >>>>>>> need various keys including >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a >>spare >>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>proposed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a >>>> trade with a load of stuff for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you >>>> that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all >>>>> right now. I do have a whole >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lot of >>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually >>>> drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before scrolling back up to see the >>>> entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post. I thought that was an odd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>state >>>> for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>me, I am tee-total. I re-incarnated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a pastamancer as you can keep one of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your skills so I can use my ability >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be able >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as >>>> I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seem to have developed an allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my desire to thoroughly test every type of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every mouthful. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You gain no muscle and no mysticality, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my >>>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the closet. Uou will need a spare though, it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursts when you put it in the lock. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a random three that you need to fight the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 536 adventures as a ronin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around >>>>>>>>>>>>> the camp site. Considering that you are married I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>> think it will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving him >>>>>>>>>>> the silent treatment. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of >>>>>>>>>> love. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me >>>>>>>>> with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be the >>>>>>>>> standard male response to an angry woman. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> come on, baby... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> That makes three. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Don't look at me. I know you are way to smart to fall for that >>>>>> kind of cheesy attempt to make you nicer to somebody when you are >>>>>> justifiably angry. >>>>> >>>>> So, you go for the flattery angle, huh? That also works. >>>> >>>> Don't know what you are talking about, I could never manage to sweet >>>> talk anybody with a voice or accent like mine. Isn't that right >>>> Chaya? >>>> Ted >>>> >>> >>> No, I told you that American women love the British accent. ANY >>> British accent--dialect doesn't matter. >>> >>> So what if you sound like Ozzy? >> >> (On a side note, we are really milking our pigs with this thread.) >> > > My thoughts exactly. Care to comment on anything else while we're at > it? > No Ted -- Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to hide the bodies .