Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Chaya Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 03:11:24 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Jim Larson wrote: > Chaya wrote: > >> weirdwolf wrote: >> >>> Tyler Trafford wrote in >>> news:3oumipF7ubbaU1 @individual.net: >>> >>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>> news:Xns96D2DB0B9B095chayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>> >>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>> news:Xns96D2D1A17701Dchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.17 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >>in >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'vr >>>>>>>>>just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that bitch a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to >>>>>> find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her. I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after >>I >>>>> have taken care of some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other >>stuff. >>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star >>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be ronin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for >>> a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>recently? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It >>>>> appears on your'e map, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prepare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to be >>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>will >>>>>>> need various keys including >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a >>spare >>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>proposed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a >>>> trade with a load of stuff for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you >>>> that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all >>>>> right now. I do have a whole >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lot of >>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually >>> drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before scrolling back up to see the >>> entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post. I thought that was an odd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>state >>> for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>me, I am tee-total. I re-incarnated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a pastamancer as you can keep one of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your skills so I can use my ability >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be able >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as >>> I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seem to have developed an allergy to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my desire to thoroughly test every type of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicles shrivelling up with every mouthful. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You gain no muscle and no mysticality, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my >>> moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the closet. Uou will need a spare though, it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bursts when you put it in the lock. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a random three that you need to fight the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> naughty sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 536 adventures as a ronin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think >>>>>>>>>>>>> I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around >>>>>>>>>>>> the camp site. Considering that you are married I don't >>>>>>>>>>>> think it will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving him >>>>>>>>>> the silent treatment. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of >>>>>>>>> love. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me >>>>>>>> with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be the >>>>>>>> standard male response to an angry woman. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> come on, baby... >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> That makes three. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Don't look at me. I know you are way to smart to fall for that >>>>> kind of cheesy attempt to make you nicer to somebody when you are >>>>> justifiably angry. >>>> >>>> So, you go for the flattery angle, huh? That also works. >>> >>> Don't know what you are talking about, I could never manage to sweet >>> talk anybody with a voice or accent like mine. Isn't that right >>> Chaya? >>> Ted >>> >> >> No, I told you that American women love the British accent. ANY >> British accent--dialect doesn't matter. > > (Even the Queen?) Hmm. I was mostly thinking about heterosexual relationships. The Queen really doesn't do it for me. .