Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Tyler Trafford Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 02:48:10 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape weirdwolf wrote: > Chaya wrote in > news:Xns96D2DB0B9B095chayaruth@204.153.244.170: > >> John Iwaniszek wrote: >> >>> Chaya wrote in >>> news:Xns96D2D1A17701Dchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>> >>>> Nick wrote: >>>> >>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that bitch a good kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her. I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have taken care of some other stuff. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be ronin for a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? It >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appears on your'e map, prepare to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trade with a load of stuff for you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before scrolling back up to see the entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post. I thought that was an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> am tee-total. I re-incarnated as a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pastamancer as you can keep one of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be able to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seem to have developed an allergy to alcohol >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> desire to thoroughly test every type of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shrivelling up with every mouthful. You gain no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> muscle and no mysticality, you lose 40 moxie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> closet. Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you put it in the lock. You will also need at least >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> three familiars weighing 20 pounds,(with or without >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> equipment and buffs,) it's a random three that you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think I >>>>>>>>> can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around the >>>>>>>> camp site. Considering that you are married I don't think it >>>>>>>> will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving him the >>>>>> silent treatment. >>>>>> >>>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of love. >>>> >>>> >>>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me with >>>> "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be the standard >>>> male response to an angry woman. >>>> >>> >>> come on, baby... >> >> >> That makes three. >> > > Don't look at me. I know you are way to smart to fall for that kind of > cheesy attempt to make you nicer to somebody when you are justifiably > angry. So, you go for the flattery angle, huh? That also works. -- Tyler Trafford The more control, the more that requires control. .