Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : weirdwolf Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 02:36:03 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Chaya wrote in news:Xns96D2DB0B9B095chayaruth@204.153.244.170: > John Iwaniszek wrote: > >> Chaya wrote in >> news:Xns96D2D1A17701Dchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >> >>> Nick wrote: >>> >>>> Chaya wrote: >>>> >>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that bitch a good kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her. I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have taken care of some other stuff. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be ronin for a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? It >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appears on your'e map, prepare to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trade with a load of stuff for you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before scrolling back up to see the entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post. I thought that was an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> am tee-total. I re-incarnated as a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pastamancer as you can keep one of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be able to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seem to have developed an allergy to alcohol >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> desire to thoroughly test every type of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shrivelling up with every mouthful. You gain no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> muscle and no mysticality, you lose 40 moxie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> closet. Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you put it in the lock. You will also need at least >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> three familiars weighing 20 pounds,(with or without >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> equipment and buffs,) it's a random three that you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think I >>>>>>>> can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around the >>>>>>> camp site. Considering that you are married I don't think it >>>>>>> will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving him the >>>>> silent treatment. >>>>> >>>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>>> >>>> >>>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of love. >>> >>> >>> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me with >>> "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be the standard >>> male response to an angry woman. >>> >> >> come on, baby... > > > That makes three. > Don't look at me. I know you are way to smart to fall for that kind of cheesy attempt to make you nicer to somebody when you are justifiably angry. Ted -- Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to hide the bodies .