Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Chaya Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 02:31:59 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape John Iwaniszek wrote: > Chaya wrote in > news:Xns96D2D1A17701Dchayaruth@204.153.244.170: > >> Nick wrote: >> >>> Chaya wrote: >>> >>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>> >>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>> >>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that bitch a good kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her. I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have taken care of some other stuff. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be ronin for a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? It >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appears on your'e map, prepare to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trade with a load of stuff for you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before scrolling back up to see the entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post. I thought that was an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> am tee-total. I re-incarnated as a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pastamancer as you can keep one of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be able to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seem to have developed an allergy to alcohol >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> desire to thoroughly test every type of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shrivelling up with every mouthful. You gain no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> muscle and no mysticality, you lose 40 moxie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> closet. Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you put it in the lock. You will also need at least >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> three familiars weighing 20 pounds,(with or without >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> equipment and buffs,) it's a random three that you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>> remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think I >>>>>>> can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>>>> >>>>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around the >>>>>> camp site. Considering that you are married I don't think it >>>>>> will be much of a stretch for you. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>>>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. >>>> >>>> >>>> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving him the >>>> silent treatment. >>>> >>>> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >>>> >>> >>> Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of love. >> >> >> You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me with >> "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be the standard >> male response to an angry woman. >> > > come on, baby... That makes three. .