Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Chaya Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 01:36:27 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Nick wrote: > Chaya wrote: > >> weirdwolf wrote: >> >>> Nick wrote in >>> news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>> >>>> Chaya wrote: >>>> >>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given that bitch a good kicking. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her. I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have taken care of some other stuff. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll send >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you the star key and a spare star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chart if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you like. I'm going to be ronin for a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? It >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appears on your'e map, prepare to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need various keys including a spare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trade with a load of stuff for you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. I do have a whole lot of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff socked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. Is there anything in particular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk to play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before scrolling back up to see the entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post. I thought that was an odd state for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a family man to be in so early in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> am tee-total. I re-incarnated as a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pastamancer as you can keep one of your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skills so I can use my ability with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be able to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cook with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seem to have developed an allergy to alcohol >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> over the last few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abdominal cramps have seriously hampered my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> desire to thoroughly test every type of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 16-20 ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shrivelling up with every mouthful. You gain no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> muscle and no mysticality, you lose 40 moxie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> closet. Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when >>>>>>>>>>>>>> you put it in the lock. You will also need at least >>>>>>>>>>>>>> three familiars weighing 20 pounds,(with or without >>>>>>>>>>>>>> equipment and buffs,) it's a random three that you >>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses familiars. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't >>>>>>>>>>> remember what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>>>> >>>>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>>>> >>>>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>>>> >>>>>> You can multitask. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think I >>>>> can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >>>> >>>> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >>>> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around the >>>> camp site. Considering that you are married I don't think it >>>> will be much of a stretch for you. >>>> >>> >>> Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. >>> Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. >> >> >> Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving him the >> silent treatment. >> >> Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. >> > > Aww, come on, baby, you know I speak with the pompitous of love. You are not the first man this week to start a sentence to me with "Come on, baby... you know BLAH BLAH BLAH." Must be the standard male response to an angry woman. .