Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Jim Larson
Date : Fri Sep 16 2005 00:49:17

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Tyler Trafford wrote:

> Nick wrote:
>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>
>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@
>>> 204.153.244.170:
>>> 
>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given that bitch
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken care of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some other stuff. I'll send you the star key and a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star chart if you like. I'm going to be ronin for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> while. Have you gone to the council recently? It appears
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you work out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the puzzles, you will need various keys including a spare
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with a load of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play this game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before scrolling
>>>>>>>>>>>> back up to see the entire post.  I thought that was an odd
>>>>>>>>>>>> state for a family man to be in so early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am tee-total.
>>>>>>>>>> I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can keep one of your
>>>>>>>>>> skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and hopefully
>>>>>>>>>> I will also be able to cook with dry noodles.
>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to have
>>>>>>>>> developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few years. 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps have
>>>>>>> seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test every type of
>>>>>>> alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 ounces.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>>  Well I was just wondering, because if it had been like 10-15 pints it 
>>> would have been most amusing.
>>> You could just give up drinking completely you know.
>>
>> I have, but how am I supposed to dance?
> 
> Too true.

Demon Rum will lead you all astray, my children. Forsake it! 

-- 
Jim

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