Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Chaya Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 21:19:35 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape weirdwolf wrote: > Nick wrote in news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ > 204.153.244.170: > >> Chaya wrote: >> >>> Nick wrote: >>> >>>> Chaya wrote: >>>> >>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just > given >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that bitch a good kicking. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find > her. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taken care of some other stuff. I'll send > you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the star key and a spare star chart if you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like. I'm going to be ronin for a while. > Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? It >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appears on your'e map, prepare to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will need >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> various keys including a spare balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a load of stuff for you that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right > now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before scrolling back up to see the entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post. I thought that was an odd state for a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> family man to be in so early in the evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tee-total. I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can keep one of your skills so I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still and hopefully I will also be able to cook >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with dry noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem > to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have developed an allergy to alcohol over the last >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cramps have seriously hampered my desire to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thoroughly test every type of alcohol. I am open for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suggestions though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> occurs? Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shrivelling up with every mouthful. You gain no muscle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and no mysticality, you lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and don't >>>>>>>>>>>>> know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the >>>>>>>>>>>> closet. Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when you >>>>>>>>>>>> put it in > the >>>>>>>>>>>> lock. You will also need at least three familiars weighing >>>>>>>>>>>> 20 pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) it's a >>>>>>>>>>>> random three that you need to fight the naughty >>>>>>>>>>>> sorceresseseses familiars. 64 down only 536 adventures as a >>>>>>>>>>>> ronin left. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't remember >>>>>>>>> what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>>> >>>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >>> >>> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >>> >>> >>>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>>> >>>> You can multitask. >>>> >>> >>> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think I can be >>> a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. >> >> I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. >> Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around the camp >> site. Considering that you are married I don't think it will be much >> of a stretch for you. >> > > Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. > Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. Did you notice how I haven't replied to him? I'm giving him the silent treatment. Then I'll start with the arse-kicking. .