Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : weirdwolf Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 21:05:44 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Nick wrote in news:Xns96D299AEB8E13ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: > Chaya wrote: > >> Nick wrote: >> >>> Chaya wrote: >>> >>>> Nick wrote: >>>> >>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that bitch a good kicking. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taken care of some other stuff. I'll send you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the star key and a spare star chart if you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like. I'm going to be ronin for a while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? It appears >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will need >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> various keys including a spare balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a load of stuff for you that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thought that was an odd state for a family man to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be in so early in the evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tee-total. I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can keep one of your skills so I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have developed an allergy to alcohol over the last >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cramps have seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test every type of alcohol. I am open for suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles >>>>>>>>>>>>>> shrivelling up with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and >>>>>>>>>>>>>> no mysticality, you lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and don't >>>>>>>>>>>> know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet. >>>>>>>>>>> Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the >>>>>>>>>>> lock. You will also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) it's a random >>>>>>>>>>> three that you need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses >>>>>>>>>>> familiars. 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. >>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't remember >>>>>>>> what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>>> >>>> >>>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >>> >>> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. >> >> Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >> >> >>>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >>> >>> You can multitask. >>> >> >> Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think I can be a >> tent and a meat maid simultaneously. > > I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. > Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around the camp site. > Considering that you are married I don't think it will be much of a > stretch for you. > Chaya here borrow my chrome staff and have some fun.. Nick you are so going to get your arse kicked for that one. Ted -- Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to hide the bodies .