Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Nick Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 21:06:26 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Chaya wrote: > Nick wrote: > >> Chaya wrote: >> >>> Nick wrote: >>> >>>> Chaya wrote: >>>> >>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that bitch a good kicking. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taken care of some other stuff. I'll send you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the star key and a spare star chart if you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like. I'm going to be ronin for a while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? It appears >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will need >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> various keys including a spare balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a load of stuff for you that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thought that was an odd state for a family man to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be in so early in the evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tee-total. I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can keep one of your skills so I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have developed an allergy to alcohol over the last >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cramps have seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test every type of alcohol. I am open for suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles >>>>>>>>>>>>> shrivelling up with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and >>>>>>>>>>>>> no mysticality, you lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and don't >>>>>>>>>>> know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet. >>>>>>>>>> Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the >>>>>>>>>> lock. You will also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) it's a random >>>>>>>>>> three that you need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses >>>>>>>>>> familiars. 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. >>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't remember >>>>>>> what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >>> >>> >>> LOL. How can you possibly know that? >> >> You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. > > Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? > > >>> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. >> >> You can multitask. >> > > Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think I can be a > tent and a meat maid simultaneously. I think you are ideally suited for both purposes. Tents are for sleeping in and meat maids clean up around the camp site. Considering that you are married I don't think it will be much of a stretch for you. .