Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress To : alt.tv.farscape From : Chaya Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 21:03:28 From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape Nick wrote: > Chaya wrote: > >> Nick wrote: >> >>> Chaya wrote: >>> >>>> Nick wrote: >>>> >>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> John I wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that bitch a good kicking. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a star suit though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taken care of some other stuff. I'll send you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the star key and a spare star chart if you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like. I'm going to be ronin for a while. Have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you gone to the council recently? It appears >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you work out the puzzles, you will need >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> various keys including a spare balloon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monkey. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a load of stuff for you that you will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> play this game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thought that was an odd state for a family man to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be in so early in the evening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tee-total. I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can keep one of your skills so I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> noodles. Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have developed an allergy to alcohol over the last >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> few years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely? Even wheat based stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cramps have seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test every type of alcohol. I am open for suggestions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20 >>>>>>>>>>>>> ounces. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles >>>>>>>>>>>> shrivelling up with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and >>>>>>>>>>>> no mysticality, you lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey. I made one a while back and don't >>>>>>>>>> know what I did with it. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet. >>>>>>>>> Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the >>>>>>>>> lock. You will also need at least three familiars weighing 20 >>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) it's a random >>>>>>>>> three that you need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses >>>>>>>>> familiars. 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. >>>>>>>>> Ted >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big. >>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!! >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek. I don't remember >>>>>> what was named Chaya, though... >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya. >>>>> >>>> >>>> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! >>>> >>>> >>> >>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John. >> >> >> LOL. How can you possibly know that? > > You don't remember? I am deeply hurt. Well, you did flash me last week... Was it after that? >> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing. > > You can multitask. > Ted's right. I wanted to be the meat maid. I don't think I can be a tent and a meat maid simultaneously. .