Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Nick
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 21:01:22

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Chaya wrote:

> Nick wrote:
> 
>> Chaya wrote:
>> 
>>> Nick wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> John I wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 62.253.170.163: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got a star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> care of some other stuff. I'll send you the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star key and a spare star chart if you like.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to be ronin for a while. Have you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gone to the council recently? It appears on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work out the puzzles, you will need various
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keys including a spare balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a load of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post.  I thought
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that was an odd state for a family man to be in so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tee-total. I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keep one of your skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> noodles. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every type of alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20
>>>>>>>>>>>> ounces. 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling
>>>>>>>>>>> up with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no
>>>>>>>>>>> mysticality, you lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey.  I made one a while back and don't know
>>>>>>>>> what I did with it.
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet. 
>>>>>>>> Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the
>>>>>>>> lock. You will also need at least three familiars weighing 20
>>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) it's a random
>>>>>>>> three that you need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses
>>>>>>>> familiars. 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. 
>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big.
>>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!!
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek.  I don't remember what
>>>>> was named Chaya, though... 
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> <whine> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! </whine>
>>> 
>>> 
>> 
>> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John.
>  
> 
> LOL.  How can you possibly know that?  

You don't remember?  I am deeply hurt.

> I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing.

You can multitask.

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