Subj : Re: Naughty Sourceress
To   : alt.tv.farscape
From : Chaya
Date : Thu Sep 15 2005 20:58:24

From Newsgroup: alt.tv.farscape

Nick wrote:

> Chaya wrote:
> 
>> Nick wrote:
>> 
>>> Chaya wrote:
>>> 
>>>> John I wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28ECB3B653ndtcm@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D283CEF9E15ndtcm@ 204.153.244.170:
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya <chayaruth@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in 
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D28B403D49Cchayaruth@204.153.244.170: 
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1D23CB7EA0ndtcm@ 68.1.17.6:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chaya wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf <Hooowl@hoowl.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D29C50FFBAr73u67jw56nas@
62.253.170.163:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick <nickSPAMMENOT@snurcher.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns96D1C006C18BFndtcm@ 68.1.17.6: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We no need no stinkin naughty sourceress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is a good job because I'vr just given
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that bitch a good kicking. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gratz! I am not even sure where to find her. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got a star suit though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to ascend in a bit after I have taken
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> care of some other stuff. I'll send you the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> star key and a spare star chart if you like.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to be ronin for a while. Have you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gone to the council recently? It appears on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your'e map, prepare to be frustrated as you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work out the puzzles, you will need various
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keys including a spare balloon monkey. Ted 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right I've buffed you and proposed a trade with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a load of stuff for you that you will need.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am too drunk to do anything at all right now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I do have a whole lot of stuff socked away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is there anything in particular you need?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you might REALLY need to be drunk to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this game. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It probably wouldn't hurt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I actually thought you were actually drunk before
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrolling back up to see the entire post.  I thought
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that was an odd state for a family man to be in so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> early in the evening. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you talking to me?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <stumble>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??!!?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well she obviously wasn't talking to me, I am
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tee-total. I re-incarnated as a pastamancer as you can
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keep one of your skills so I 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can use my ability with scrumptious reagents still and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hopefully I will also be able to cook with dry
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> noodles. Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am a rather unwilling tee-total myself as I seem to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have developed an allergy to alcohol over the last few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not all alcohol, surely?  Even wheat based stuff?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the profuse sweating, diarrhea and abdominal cramps
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have seriously hampered my desire to thoroughly test
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every type of alcohol. I am open for suggestions though. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> TMI.
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nick just how much are you drinking before this occurs?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>> It has happened with one frozen margarita, about 16-20
>>>>>>>>>>> ounces. 
>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>> You drink the girly drink and feel your testicles shrivelling
>>>>>>>>>> up with every mouthful. You gain no muscle and no
>>>>>>>>>> mysticality, you lose 40 moxie points. >;-] Ted
>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Bah, I was just about to post how it helps my moxie.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> BTW, I lost my monkey.  I made one a while back and don't know
>>>>>>>> what I did with it.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> You probably put it in the terarium or storage in the closet. 
>>>>>>> Uou will need a spare though, it bursts when you put it in the
>>>>>>> lock. You will also need at least three familiars weighing 20
>>>>>>> pounds,(with or without equipment and buffs,) it's a random
>>>>>>> three that you need to fight the naughty sorceresseseses
>>>>>>> familiars. 64 down only 536 adventures as a ronin left. 
>>>>>>> Ted
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Hmm, right now I only have 2 pets that big.
>>>>>> Tort, my mosquito and Iwaniszek my ghoul whelp.
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> I'm famous!!!!!!
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> No, I told you to name your TENT Iwaniszek.  I don't remember what
>>>> was named Chaya, though... 
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> Sorry, I named the tent Chaya.
>>> 
>> 
>> <whine> But I don't wanna be the tent!!!! </whine>
>> 
>> 
> 
> But you are much more pleasant to sleep in than John.
 

LOL.  How can you possibly know that?  

I thought I was the beer wench, or some such thing.

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